Why thank you Clemento! You seem like a nice person so I think I’ll check out your website. Oh look, cheap drugs for just a few euros, this Clemento chap is mighty helpful. I must go find out where he lives some day and deliver him a punch in the face to show my appreciation.

Hey I bet you didn’t know this:

That’s some big news guys! Not only is Barack Obama the first African American president, he is also the first woman to be a president too! That’s insane, I’m very glad this random person has my email address to send me important inside information like that. I just thought I’d share that with you, now you are in on a little secret. Can you keep a secret?

And now for some more random crap on my hard drive:

Once I got a free offer to get an old version of Bryce3D for free. It was pretty awesome except for the fact that I had no idea what I was doing. I ended up making stuff like this. That stupid face on the block is me running into a camera when I was about 12.

I have nothing left to say